So That’s What All The Fuss Was About

Posted: 24 October, 2010 in Cataclysm, Druid, Mage, Priest, Rogue, Shaman

Well it’s been nearly two weeks since The Patch, time enough to get a feel for what’s what.  So, armed with the experience of a couple of jaunts into heroic 25 man Icecrown Citadel, a couple of heroics and a whole lot of trips to Scarlet Monastery to kick the crap out of the Headless Horseman, here’s my view so far.

This World Will End in Flames!
Fire Mage AoE.  Wow.  Of course it couldn’t last forever.  With Fire Mages totally dominating dps on trash packs the inevitable QQ from everyone else resulted in the fastest nerf on Live since “To The Ground, Baby!”  Because, of course, Boss progression is totally dependent on how quickly you can kill the meaningless trash that pads out raids between bosses, isn’t it?  Oh wait, no it isn’t.  And here’s the thing, aside from the numerous instant area of effect bombs Fire mages have at their disposal, what really set us apart on large trash pack burns was one thing – Pyromaniac.  That’s 10% spell haste if three or more targets are taking damage from Fire dots.  10% spell haste.  That’s a metric butt-load of haste.  And here’s the problem with Fire, when you don’t have Pyromaniac up and running…  Fire sucks.  So that would be…  on just about every raid boss fight in the game.  Oh right, yeah, I see where you’re going with that.  Meanwhile, Arcane is just as boring a two-button spec as it ever was, except one thing immediately stood out…

I think we were on Saurfang, I forget exactly but it was probably Saurfang as I’d switched to Arcane to get the benefit of the built-in slow effect from Nether Vortex on Arcane Blast on the Blood Beasts, and one of the Shadow Priests whispered me “68k AB!”  Took me a while to figure out what he meant until I checked my damage logs.  Yep, I’d scored a 68,000 damage Arcane Blast hit.  Ouch.  That’s a lot of pain in one shot.  I started paying attention to my combat log after that and it got better.  Ladies and gentlefolk, I scored a 98,000 damage Arcane Blast that night, and no, it wasn’t on Blood Queen with the Vampire buff.  It was a Joe Average, run of the mill, regular old Arcane Blast.  98,ooo damage.  In one hit.

Arcane suddenly started being a lot more interesting.

Don’t get me wrong, Fire is fun.  Lots of fun.  And it’s going to get even more fun when we get Disco Ball at level 81, but 98,000 damage in one hit.  That’s a pretty compelling argument.  Doing heroics is a bit crappy, too.  Running a heroic as a Fire Mage is an exercise in tedium.  Do I drop that Blastwave/Flamestrike combo now, pull aggro off the tank and get squished or wait a few seconds and…  oh they’re all dead.  Here’s a boss, stick a Living Bomb on him, wind up a Fireball….  oh he’s dead.  Meh.  Obviously this is all going to change and probably become a LOT more fun once we start levelling to 85, but at the moment… meh!  Arcane on the other hand?  Pick a trash mob, one-shot it, pick another, one-shot it.

Meanwhile, Frost.  Where shall I start?  Well first, I have no experience of Frost at level 80 since The Patch hit.  Well, that’s not exactly true.  I have lots of experience of being utterly destroyed by Frost Mages in Wintergrasp while grinding out G.N.E.R.D Rage on Gorn and Galadan, but that’s not exactly the same thing.  At lower levels, however, well..  time for an interlude.

You Want the Gnome?  You Can’t Handle the Gnome!
It’s time I introduced you to Dingles.  She’s a Gnome mage who started out as a bank alt in my bank guild, The Royal Bank of Calli.  She got a bit…  well…  out of control.  You see the thing is, I started levelling engineering on her.  Yeah, all the engineers reading this are nodding their heads and laughing.  The problem was that engineering gadgets are a LOT of fun.  Using a Big Bronze Bomb to take out an entire pack of mobs the same level as you in one shot?  Yeah that never gets old.  But I needed to get to level 20 to learn Journeyman Engineering, and then I got stuck there until level 35 before I could learn Artisan Engineering.  Now she really needs to get to 50 before I can get the really good stuff.

So yeah, I have a level 43 bank alt and I’m not ashamed of it!  Well young Dingles levelled as Fire and struggled along as young Fire Mages always have.  She had a brief flirtation with Frost at around the level 20 stage and it was awful.  Just awful.  Here’s how your average fight would go:

Frostbolt – missed
Frostbolt – missed
Frostbolt – hit 60 (40 resisted)
Frostbolt – missed
Frost Nova – missed

And then we got The Patch, and everything changed.  For a start, you now get Hot Streak at level 29.  Yeah, really.  That alone is worth the entrance fee.  Sure, your crit rate sucks so you’re not proccing Hot Streak Pyroblasts on every other shot as you would at 80, but you pretty much get one every other fight, and trust me, that’s enough.  It also stays up long enough that if you finish a kill with Hot Streak still up, you can queue a Fireball/Pyroblast combo right away for your next attack.  Oh wait, that’s Fireball/Pyroblast!  Forgot the “!”  Also, Impact helps out a massive amount at low levels, and it goes off very reliably indeed.  You feel a lot more in control of the fights as Fire at low levels, which makes a really nice change, as Fire has never been about control until now…  more a case of “Kill it, kill it, quick!  AAARGH!”  So Dingles levelled to 40 as Fire and then bought herself a dual talent spec and I decided to see how Frost looked.

Oh boy.

Frost ROCKS!  Nothing, and I mean NOTHING touches a Frost mage.  With Improved Cone of Cold you effectively have double Frost Novas on an 8 second cooldown (three Frost Novas if you have your Water Elemental).  At a guess, I’d say that talent alone is responsible for 95% of the hate directed at Frost Mages in pvp.  Throw in Brain Freeze for free damage and Permafrost for even more slowing torment and anything that survives to get close enough to a Frost Mage to get hit by a Frost Nova is really going to wish it hadn’t.

Oh, did you know you can rename your water elemental?  Just type the following into chat:

/run PetRename(“NAME HERE”)

With the name of your elemental inbetween the ” and “.  Dingles’ elemental is Squirty by the way.

So yeah, Frost is cool.  Pun intended.

But what of the other classes?  Well Fingers has never been the same.  He and every other Combat Rogue have been crying into their beer, looking wistfully at scrapbook pictures of their Armour Penetration gems.  Let me assure you, regemming a Combat Rogue for Agility is an expensive, and ultimately pointless business.  Here’s the problem with Combat, and it’s all down to their Mastery – Main Gauche.  Here we have a Mastery that totally flies in the face of every talent in its own tree.  Main Gauche wants you to have a fast Main hand weapon to increase the chance it will proc and a slow Offhand weapon to get the most out of the proc when it happens.  But the signature move of the Combat Rogue – Sinister Strike, demands that you have a slow Main hand weapon and fast offhand to proc poison on that slow Main hand.  So you can use a fast Main Hand to support your Mastery and do shit damage with your main attack, or do decent damage with your main attack and have no use for your Mastery whatsoever.  Frankly, you’re better off avoiding your Mastery completely and reforging for Haste.  Or just accept defeat and respec Assassination.  I suspect it won’t be long before Combat gets a big old overhaul.  It’s so broken right now it’s not even funny.

Askara, on the other hand, had to be shown Blizzards webpage and forced to read the patch notes before you could convince her that there’d even been a patch.  She did wonder why she’d suddenly had to redo all her Restoration and Enhance glyphs, and wondered briefly what the Elemental Shamans were getting so excited about, but it’s a case of same shit, different day for her.

Shinano…  well, can we please have a minute of silence for Shinano.  She’s in mourning you see.  She recently lost a dear and beloved friend who’d been with her for years because apparently her 20% reduced mana costs for all spells and 6% bonus healing for the entire raid were simply a cosmetic effect with no bearing upon gameplay.  Rest in Peace, Tree of Life.  You will be missed.  Yes, I know, you don’t need to tell me, we’ve got a cut-down, drugged up on steroids, short term Tree of Life, but it’s just NOT the same.  Tree of Life was about doing the Twist with your Teldrassil Sapling, about having the best emotes in the game and making jokes about having Wood.  It was about the whole character of your Resto druid.  Try dancing the Twist in the burn phase of a raid boss when you need to use Tree form and watch your raid leader lose their sense of humour pronto.

Balance on the other hand, got a special delivery of YAHOOO!!!  I have just about no clue what I’m doing in Laser Chicken form anymore, but the numbers are big and the special effects sure are pretty.  It’s all something to do with casting nature spells until something happens and then casting arcane spells until somethng else happens and oh look…  a Solar Flare!  PEW PEW!!!  Woohoo!

Aluriel’s having a similar experience.  As a Discipline Priest she pretty much never casts a heal.  Yeah I know, when you write it down like that it does sort of leap right out at you, doesn’t it?  Shield, Smite, Smite, Smite, Archangel, Smite, Smite, Smite oh he’s dead.  Next!  Wait, wasn’t I the healer?  Actually, no, not any more.  Now I’m just really shit dps.  Well, in some of the groups I’ve done I’ve been the top dps, but that’s another story.  The point is…  well, I’m not really sure what the point is, but I know I didn’t roll a Priest so I could spam Smite until my fingers bleed.  If I wanted to do shitty dps I’d have rolled a Combat Rogue.  Oh, sorry, Fingers.  Didn’t know you were listening.  I may have to reroll Holy.

On the other hand, while we’re on the subject of doing dps…  shadow.  Oh wow.  Oh wow indeed.  There’s been some serious buffing going on there.  Aluriel’s in pretty much the same situation as Shinano in Laser Chicken spec, no clue what’s going on but shit, those numbers are HUGE!  And let’s just get one thing straight, for the record.  Shadow Orbs.  They’re shadowy, ok?  NOT PINK!  Right?   Right.

Aside from all the class changes, the world is definitely a lot prettier than it used to be.  For those whose graphics cards can handle it there’s some pretty sweet eye candy out there for you.  Here’s young Dingles enjoying a view of the new water effects in Stranglethorn Vale.

If that wasn’t the clincher, they even managed to make the Wetlands look pretty.

They’ve also done something pretty with the way sunbeams work, as you can see from this shot taken in Terrokar Forest.

And Now For Something Completely Different

On a slightly more light hearted note, it’s always reassuring to know that even the most intelligent and articulate of players can have the occasional blonde moment:

And it’s always good to see that news of Dickhead of the Week gets around.

And finally, Gnome Priests…  I’m telling you, they’re EVERYWHERE!

  1. Kurnak says:

    Well, low level frost mages before the patch weren’t so bad to level. Boring yes, but not that amount of missed and resisted spells. I got a level 26 and wasn’t as bad as you told.
    Combat rogues… yes, and they’re sharing beers with fury warrirors. Kurnak has lost about 2k dps, yest still can put up some decent numbers.
    Disco priests… well, it’s fun when you do more damage than a dps… specially a mage or dk. Probably they were disconnected, because 400 or 700 dps is worse than doing zero and pretend your game was frozen. Oh and wings are cool too.
    I’d like to hear from you about dks. Durnak is blood and unholy, although I’ve done almost no tanking. Unholy seems fun, but numbers aren’t impressive. On the other hand frost dks… oh mama! My level 65 frost dk is doing 4,5k obliterates on Killing Machine procs. And it sure procs! Oneshotting whatever comes in my way.
    Btw, if you need some gear the pvp items don’t need any arena rating right now, so I’ve been gearing my alts with some shiny gear (shields only cost 70 honor and they’re ilevel 270!), better than the pve I was gearing.

    • Calli says:

      See, I never had any issues with Fury, other than having to shell out for a butt load of strength gems to replace all his ArPen gems, Gorn still does some pretty impressive dps. Protection, on the other hand… Well I just don’t feel as in control as I always used to. Of course the most challenging thing Gorn’s tanked since The Patch is the Headless Horseman and he never actually lost aggro, but things just *feel* a bit flaky.

      As for Deathknights, Sithica’s in the same boat as Gorn. Losing all that snap threat from Icy Touch had made her a very insecure Blood Tank, and while she’s not actually losing aggro I still don’t feel totally in control of things. Perhaps with a bit more experience of the new rotations things will feel better. As for Unholy, same deal. Not enough experience playing it and not 100% sure yet I’m doing it right, but seems ok so far.

  2. Frost magi are the bomb at this point. I am loving having a turn being the new OP class. Since this is my only 80, magi are always in need of a buff. Always. Having been shredded by ret pallies throughout the entirety of WotLK, and now being able to kill them in less than 8 seconds, I’ve been dishing out the sweet revenge.

    Holy pallies, however, went from easy kill to resto druid (pre 4.0, of course). THEY DO NOT DIE. Just like restos before the patch.

    • Calli says:

      Enjoy it while it lasts, the crying of the warriors, enhance shamans and ret pallies will reach legendary proportions and you’ll be nerfed before lunchtime!

  3. Dwism says:

    Seriously you are going to get a lot of nasty whispers from some low level that is totally not me, if you continue with these lies and slander about gnome priests.
    It is sick and twisted!

    …Then again, you did catch (and post) Kranos being blonde, so i guess you are forgiven, for now

  4. Lans says:

    “Oh, did you know you can rename your water elemental? Just type the following into chat:

    /run PetRename(“NAME HERE”)”

    Who told you this wicked awesome news Calli? 😛

    Add names of your sources plx xD ;D

    good read once again.

    • Lans says:

      OH! Rogues Combat Mastery – Main Gauche will get a serious buff, the mastery % from rating will pretty much quadruple in patches, our lovely pimps at blizzard want combat to be up their with muti (dps wise) which will be wierd for me, i recently changed my ickle Gerasene muti (i was a firm believer of combat being THE way for rogues and a founder of the “FU muti! i has killingspree!!!!111” movement. 4.0.1 had me spec muti… i died a little inside, good thing i sold my soul to someone already or that would’ve gone aswell…here’s the kicker, i fucking LOVE muti spec, especially the venemous wounds or whatever (the rupture poison tick).. massive

      rambling over (yes i’m bored at work again D: bloody mondays)

      i’ll leave you with some qoutes that i’ve got to enjoy since the patch!

      “is this the cataclysm?” – random trade douche

      “can i do deathmines heroic?” – lvl 16 Nelf hunter

      “where are my arm pen gems?” & “where are my glyphs?” – Douche that can’t read patch notes

      Gera out! x

    • Calli says:

      Oh I might have heard about it from some nub ex-combat rogue or other… 🙂

  5. dwism says:

    I think I may have to write a “this is how you disc” post. Both you and Tam seem to have missed the fact that Disc priests are the most versatile, funtarrific and awsome specc there is. We need to enjoy it before it gets ruined.

  6. Kranos says:

    No mention of Calli’s equally blonde moment about 2 minutes after mine?

    For shame 🙂

  7. Vladdi says:

    I’m sad you forget to mention hunters en paly’s, they were stripped and rebuild as if we are playing Wow II now. I don’t really see the point in nerfing certain classes to the bone and holding others exactly like they were. But i hope I will be at ease once cata hits because for the moment i’m totally unsecure playing those 2.

    Awesome blog Calli, love your humour.

    • Calli says:

      I’m actually finding Retribution to be pretty simple. Now instead of mashing every button when it comes off cooldown I’m… watching my nails dry while I wait for every button to come off cooldown so I can mash them.

      Holy on the other hand… eesh. Holy Power, great stuff. Now I can spend 18 seconds generating enough power to cast a really shit heal. Imba! /sarcasm

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