Listen up, peons! The Mighty Jingles here with news about how you can avoid service in the Salt Mines when I take over the world! (Terms and Conditions apply*) I need a few good Gnomes to assist in the liberation of the glorious city of Gnomeregan from the clutches of the nefarious traitor Thermaplugg. Only the bravest and best need apply, so no Mages, of course.
Let it be known that The Mighty Jingles did not scurry away defeated, screaming like a little girl as certain Mage upstarts have claimed, he merely advanced in a different direction! Thermaplugg’s day will come, for I am The Mighty Jingles! I CANNOT BE DENIED!