Firing the Frickin’ Lazers

Posted: 5 September, 2010 in Raiding, Rant, Wrath of the Lich King

A while ago I was in an Icecrown 25 man PuG on Shinano, specced as Laser Chicken since they were full on healers.  It was a pretty good raid and when we downed The Gunship and the loot was linked.  Gunship Captain’s Mittens dropped.  Since Shinano was in need of more hit rating and she was having to use her Tier 10 Resto gloves for her Boomkin set, I rolled.  And I won the roll.  And then the Master Looter said:

You can’t have those, they’re cloth.

I’m pretty sure you’re going to find I can have those.  Cloth and Leather are the only two things I can wear.

Priests, Mages and Warlocks have priority on cloth gear, you’re a Druid.

Well that’s lovely but you do you think next time you could maybe say that before I agree to join your raid?

I’ve heard of this sort of thing before, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen, let alone been on the receiving end of it.  Now doubtless some of you cloth wearers are sitting there reading this and thinking “Damn right, too!” It’s okay, I know where you’re coming from, I play a Mage, remember.  (And a priest and a warlock)  Dps casters have to compete a lot more for their gear than any other role.  A Mage, for example, has to compete not only against other Mages, but also against Warlocks and all three varieties of Priest for their armour.  Any weapons a Mage can use (Staves, Daggers and Swords) are going to be rolled on by Resto Druids, Balance Druids, Elemental Shamans, Resto Shamans, Warlocks, all three flavours of Priest and Holy Paladins.  Trinkets, rings and necklaces are the same.  By contrast a Warrior, Paladin or Deathknight tank is probably going to find two other people at the most rolling on gear they want for their role, more than that for weapons if you’re a Deathknight; and A Feral Druid tank has to compete against Rogues and other Druids for their armour and also against Hunters for some of their weapons.  And this is just assuming we stick to class armour limitations.  Open it up to whoever can equip what, and the three cloth classes suddenly find themselves competing not just against each other for gear but also against Resto Druids, Balance Druids, Resto Shamans, Elemental Shamans and Holy Paladins as well as the classes that are limited to cloth armour.  Grossly unfair right?

I used to think exactly the same way until an Elemental Shaman friend pointed something out to me.  We can all agree that every dps caster needs Hit Rating to be effective at their role.  Let’s just browse the list of caster mail armour in Icecrown that comes with +hit.

1.

And that’s it.  Now for the leather caster armour that comes with +hit.

1.

Yes, that’s right.  Nothing.  Nada.  Zip.  Elemental Shamans and Balance Druids, assuming they are forced to stick to their own armour class, have ZERO +hit rating available to them.  All that +hit needs to come from necklaces, trinkets, rings and weapons.  It’s possible to get yourself hit capped by wearing no armour that has any hit rating on it, but it’s possible for any class to do so.  That doesn’t necessarily mean it’s the smart or fair way to do it.  If the Warlocks, Shadow Priests and Mages were suddenly told they weren’t allowed to roll on any armour that had Hit Rating on it there would be uproar, and quite right too because they need a certain amount of hit rating to do their jobs.  News flash, so do Balance Druids and Elemental Shamans, and it’s not their fault that Blizzard put zero hit rating on “their” armour.  Even the Elemental Tier 10 Armour set, a set that is specifically designed for Elemental Shamans, has only two pieces with any +hit on it.

This is not the fault of the Druids and the Shamans.  They would dearly love to be wearing “proper” mail and leather armour.  It’s not their fault that the caster gear that is “their” armour comes loaded with mana per 5, too much crit and not enough haste.  It’s not their fault that the best in slot belt for almost every class with a mana bar is the Crushing Coldwraith Belt, a piece of cloth armour.  If you want to blame somebody, blame Blizzard, because duh…  it’s Blizzards’ fault.  These guys are trying to improve their gear, and it’s not their fault that their gear is your armour class.  It’s shitty itemisation, it sucks for everyone and it causes all sorts of problems but it’s not their fault.

Of course there’s a flipside to all this.  I’m talking here about things like Holy Paladins or Resto Druids rolling against dps casters for weapons with Hit Rating because “it has more spellpower than what I’m using”.  And yes, I’ve seen this happen, and I’ve seen them get away with it.  Of course if no-one else who can actually use all the stats on the item wants it, then go for it.  But if a dps caster needs it and they still roll against them they are retarded and the players concerned need to be smacked in the face with tyre irons right nowWhispering Fanged Skull has more Crit Rating than Muradin’s SpyglassAlthor’s Abacus has a ton of lovely spellpower on it that would be quite useful, but I don’t roll on Althor’s Abacus because I’m not a healer and I don’t roll on Whispering Fanged Skull because I’m not a fucking retard.  Yet when a Resto Druid rolls against a Shadow Priest for Sister Svalna’s Aether Staff because they’re still using a Mace from Trial of the Crusader, that Resto Druid needs two things:

1.  Commiserations on being so unlucky that a proper healer weapon hasn’t dropped for them yet.
2. A good kick in the nuts for being so stupid and greedy that they’d roll on a weapon with a stat that’s 100% completely useless to them against someone for whom it’s 100% useful.

And if you let them get away with it you need a good kick in the nuts too.  Or in the tits if you’re female, whatever.  And if that person then suffers an outbreak of nerdrage and quits your group because you refused to allow them to be a moron, well you just lost a moron.  That’s never a bad thing.

Oh and Gorn got a new mount.

He had this to say on the subject:

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Comments
  1. Tam says:

    Oh wow, I’d never thought of cloth-loot-priority from that perspective before. You are so right. I think it’s just the natural prickliness of the oppressed clothie that comes to the fore when actually, as you point out, sometimes the gear is sufficiently badly itemised that the best piece of loot is made out of the wrong material

    I suppose it’s just because clothies *literally* can’t wear anything but cloth, you get a (misplaced) sense of entitlement.

  2. Calli says:

    Sometimes it’s hard work being a clothie. Eveyrone can roll on and equip your gear, and it’s not helped by the fact that some of “your” gear… well, a LOT of “your” gear also happens to be best in slot for the leather, mail and sometimes even the plate wearers. Gear with spirit on it is usually safe, but all of that cloth with no spirit, and a load of spelllpower and haste is attractive to a lot of classes and specs. In some cases it’s a lot better than what’s available to them in their own armour “class”. This isn’t their fault, but it still sucks for the clothies.

    Rogues and Ferals had a similar problem with dps warriors and paladins rolling aginst them for leather. If Blizzard made the dps plate not suck (and if you go back far enough, if they made dps plate at all) the problem wouldn’t have existed, but sometimes the stats that Blizzard wants certain specs to have on their gear and the stats that players want are two completely different things, and this is where we end up.

  3. Mara says:

    “Even the Elemental Tier 10 Armour set, a set that is specifically designed for Elemental Shamans, has only two pieces with any +hit on it.”

    I just wanted to point out that the Elemental Tier 10 armor set has exactly the same amount of +hit available as the T10s for other caster classes. Priests, Warlocks, Mages, Eles, and Boomkins all get +80 hit on pants and +63 hit on gloves. I think Demo/Destro locks and Fire mages really get the shaft in that their specs usually leave out all of the increased chances to hit talents.

    Of course, this doesn’t change the fact that gearing an “unusual” caster is a huge pain when people don’t understand that it’s *casters* who usually need cloth, not just clothies. I empathize with you raid experience. I think the loot rules should be clearly announced at the start of any raid.

    Long-time lurker, first-time commenter. Thank you for the post. 🙂
    Mara

  4. Calli says:

    And thank you for commenting, new folks always welcome.

  5. […] things. Calli wrote a post not so long ago about the response of a pug when he needed on cloth gloves for his ele shaman – and, of course, sometimes you just get a drooling idiot on the team. The point is, unless […]

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