/facepalm

Posted: 26 August, 2010 in Dickhead of the Week

I don’t know what it is about Trade Chat that fascinates me so much.  It’s usually a vile cesspit of snobbery, elitism, idiocy and bigotry, this much is true.  And yet I feel drawn to it the same way you can’t stop picking at a scab or probing a sore tooth.  Call it morbid curiousity but even though you know it’s not going to do you any good you just want to see what happens next because there is comedy gold in them thar hills.  I spotted this one just before the weekly reset…

/facepalm

Just so it’s clear what you’re looking at here this is a Druid and a Deathknight, classes that between them can dps, tank and heal, looking for a tank and healer to carry their sorry arses through Pit of Saron.  And yes, the third member of their group was a Paladin.  What else could it have been?  I say “carry them” because in this case while Deathknights are theoretically capable of dpsing, I was in a Vault of Archavon with this particular example earlier that day and with his dps output we’d have had downed the bosses faster if we’d kicked him and stacked a third tank.

Next we have irrefutable proof that it’s not just Alliance idiots who have their irony glands surgically removed when they enter trade chat.  This is Benkins, the level 16 Draenie Hunter, and he’s Horde till he dies.  Do you want to tell him or shall I?

If this sort of thing floats your boat you can spare yourself the horror of sitting in Trade Chat yourself and take a look at some of the gems over at WoW Bash.  My personal favourite, which puts any of my feeble efforts to shame…


Or maybe it’s this one…


You decide!

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Comments
  1. zelmaru says:

    Oh that last one was awesome. No wai, gullible isn’t in the dictionary…

  2. Calli says:

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity!

  3. Kurnak says:

    The aggro one is pure GOLD! Now I wonder if that dumbass ever votekicked somebody for getting always aggro… when that poor chap was the tank of the group.

  4. Dwism says:

    For that first pair of dungeon crawlers: I think it takes a very high level of personal insight to realise that, even though your *class* is capable of tanking/healing *you* are not.

    Praise to them!

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