Well it’s been an interesting week. I post about how Onyxia was such a great raid and Blizzard announce that they’re bringing the old girl back for patch 3.2.2. I post about how old Azeroth had some great lore and instances and news breaks (spoiler alert!) that the next expansion would totally revamp Azeroth and bring up to date those old instances and zones we loved so much, as well as allow us to fly in the Old World at last. Still no sign of the Blood Elf groupies or that 50,000 gold though! But enough about my amazing powers of clairvoyance, I’ve been back for a week, what have I been up to?
The Mighty jingles, Now Even Mightier Than Before!
Greetings, peasants! It is I, The Mighty Jingles! I CANNOT BE DENIED! My evil plan to take over the world has been progressing well. Several Titans and an Old God have now been removed from the picture and no longer threaten my schemes. Soon, I will be in a position to have my revenge against all life on Azeroth! Let’s just go through the list, shall we? Sitting uncomfortably? Then we’ll begin! Get some popcorn, this will take a while.
Phew! As you can see, it’s hard damn work being an evil genius. The world doesn’t take over itself, you know? Infuriatingly, complete global domination was not achieved this weekend as my plans were thwarted at the last minute by this pesky interfering… uh.. well… not quite sure what he is to be honest. He only stuck around for an hour though, scared of me, obviously.
But enough idle chatter! I am always on the lookout for a few useful minions, if you think you have what it takes to be part of a successful team, want to travel the world, meet interesting new people and enslave them, then you could be the kind of minion I need!