For Gnomeregan!

Posted: 9 September, 2010 in Cataclysm, Warlock

Listen up, peons!  The Mighty Jingles here with news about how you can avoid service in the Salt Mines when I take over the world! (Terms and Conditions apply*)  I need a few good Gnomes to assist in the liberation of the glorious city of Gnomeregan from the clutches of the nefarious traitor Thermaplugg.  Only the bravest and best need apply, so no Mages, of course.

A few good gnomes...

Gentlemen, start your mechanostriders! Glory awaits!

Now THIS is what I'm talking about. Bring it, whiny mage bitches!

Death from above! Ice Block this, Mage scum!

By the sacred spanner of High Tinker Mekkatorque! That's one hell of a big bomb! Er.. Mage portal? Please?

Let it be known that The Mighty Jingles did not scurry away defeated, screaming like a little girl as certain Mage upstarts have claimed, he merely advanced in a different direction!  Thermaplugg’s day will come, for I am The Mighty Jingles!  I CANNOT BE DENIED!

I need YOU, to liberate Gnomeregan!

*Yeah, right!

Comments
  1. Dan says:

    Dear Jingles

    *Melts face*

    From Harluna

  2. Calli says:

    Jingles’ reply wasn’t fit for publication, but I lol’d!

  3. anexxia says:

    This quest chain definitely was worth the wait. My wee gnome has long wanted to liberate her home city.

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